Now he has Morrigan giving him an incredulous, scrutinizing look for his troubles, as she tries to figure out if he is serious or just terribly bad at making clever quips.

"If 'tis only a tie for the weirdest thing you've ever seen, then I'd like to hear what other stories you have to tell." Because clearly nothing can be quite as weird as this. "Even I would call it the strangest, and I've been part of a group of adventurers trying to kill an Old God in dragon shape."