Bucky nods along when she talks about cleaning and anti-debris but when she mentions anti-theft, the laugh he lets out is stilted because he hasn't laughed in so goddamn long. He shakes his head and takes another sip of his coffee before answering.

"I'm pretty sure I'm the anti-theft," he points out. "Would you try to steal anything from me? I sure as shit wouldn't. I don't take it off unless it has to be worked on and I don't let it out of my sight. But if you wanna put anti-theft on it, I guess it means nobody can steal me either?"